how can we help?

shipping

Most orders leave us within 2 to 5 business days. In the US they usually arrive 3 to 5 business days after that. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

Want something by Halloween? Order by October 22 for the best shot in the US.

Shipping is free on every US order, no minimum. For orders outside the US, the shipping cost is shown at checkout before you pay.

sizing

The crewnecks and the hoodie are oversized on purpose. Take your usual size for the roomy, cozy look, or go one size down for a closer fit. They run S to 3XL.

The half-zip has a relaxed (not oversized) fit, so take your usual size. It runs XS to 3XL. The dad hat is one size with an adjustable strap.

returns

If something arrives damaged, printed wrong, or not what you ordered, email us within 30 days with your order number and a photo. We'll send a replacement or a refund.

We can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size, so please check the sizing notes before you order.

the fall sale

Everything is 20% off with code FALL20 until 11:59 pm Central on November 2. On this site the code is applied for you at checkout. Prices go back to normal after that.

the fall edition

The club dresses up for every holiday, and each edition is only around for its season. When the Christmas edition drops, the fall pieces retire. Join the club (it's free) and you'll get one email the moment it drops.

contact

Email conorfx3@gmail.com. A real person reads every email.