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Ceiling Fan Club

About the club

the only requirement
is a ceiling fan.

membership is free. the sweatshirts are not.

what this is

Ceiling Fan Club makes warm, simple clothes with a dry sense of humor. One drawing, a few words, and a heavyweight blank that feels good to wear. That's the whole formula.

The jokes are quiet on purpose. Nobody across the room gets it straight away. The person who does laughs a beat late, and that's the best kind of laugh.

why it changes every season

The club dresses up for every holiday. Right now it's the fall edition: cozy fleece, cocoa, pumpkins and one goose who couldn't pick a costume. When the Christmas edition drops, the fall pieces retire and something new takes their place.

why a ceiling fan

Everyone has lain on the floor at some point, staring at a ceiling fan going round, thinking about nothing. Or everything. This is a club for those people.

what we make

  • One drawing, a few words, done
  • Heavyweight 10 oz fleece that's actually warm
  • Jokes you get on the second read
  • A new edition for every holiday

what we don't

  • Giant logos on everything
  • Clothes that explain themselves
  • Thin fabric you can see through
  • Daily "last chance!!" emails

right now the club is dressed for fall.

Shop the fall edition
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Christmas edition: coming soon

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Membership is free. When the Christmas edition drops, members get one email the moment it's live, before we post it anywhere else.

  • First to know when each new edition drops
  • A real (digital) membership card
  • One email per drop. Nothing else.

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